WHO IS WILLIAM COOK?
Nobody knows. I showed up one morning at the Internet, some relatively decent illustrations tucked under my arm, and was promptly told to sod off. I have not sodded on since.
Well, that’s a lie. I have too sodded on since and do so on semi-regular occasion. It sounds almost suggestive, but I assure you it is not nearly that exciting. At least, I can only assume it isn’t exciting – nobody ever emails me or provides feedback of any kind, so all I can do is keep drawing under the assumption someone is watching. Or will. Eventually.
But maybe you want some hard facts.
MY MIDDLE NAME is Henry.
I WAS BORN in 1985.
I AM male and prone to exaggeration.
I AM half Vietnamese, half Irish/English. We haven’t sorted out that second bit yet.
I AM NOT an illustrator by trade, much as I wish to be.
I AM NOT AN INTENSELY HUGE FAN OF anime, though I used to be and cannot deny its shiny, sexy, violent influence.
MY FEARS INCLUDE being completely right in that I am nigh unnoticeable; loneliness; broken eyeglasses; bears.
MY FEARS DO NOT INCLUDE bears. That was a lie.
THINGS I NEED TO APOLOGIZE TO INCLUDE bears.
I INTEND TO BECOME that guy that does the thing online, whom people sort of recognize but can’t quite recall the name of, but are familiar with his work.
